I'm shortly to become a Senior Citizen and have heard that Bran Muffins will be good for me. Is this true?

well, one benefit of bran muffins is that they will scratch your hemorrhoids for you on the way outI'm shortly to become a Senior Citizen and have heard that Bran Muffins will be good for me. Is this true?
Absolutely...Footballs are often cumbersome,difficult to grip and are the cause for many severe nose-bleeds,in the hands of the elderly...Why not just have mama,bake up a tray of Bran Muffins,grab your baseball mitts and have a good old fashoned,bran muffin toss...





Also,Bran Muffins are all the rage on the shuffle-board courts,as they have now replaced the dangerous,hard plastic pucks...For the senor pool shark...Just paint 'em slap on a number,rack 'em and enjoy a game of 8-ball,the old fashoned way...I'm shortly to become a Senior Citizen and have heard that Bran Muffins will be good for me. Is this true?
Hello, Save your money and read my answers if they don't move you nothing will. You know in Britain we have a famous puppet called Muffin the mule, you have just obliterated my childhood memories of him straight down the pan. lol
They are good for you if you eat them and drink lots of water with them or they might give you an impaction. Then you will need a nuclear explosion to get everything back in motion.
Short answer: Yes





(Long answer had something to do with an Edsel and the time I borrowed it with your cousin Jim and tried to drive a stick for the first time... but didn't really answer the question.)
depends how you use them kind sir, depends how you use them
Oatmeal's better.
Bran is good for all of us slow crappers.
Yes, they are very helpful ! Just make sure you are a fast mover, like they are !
It is true.


:)
Yes! There are the perfect compliment to that cold dish of Alpo dogfood - bon appetite!
Yes, the trick is remembering to eat them.
Rosends is very correct, All I can add is ';and how often'; {;%26gt;
Yea.
They will kill you.
When you are your age sir, any kind o Muffin


is good for you !!
just don't try to smoke the stuff,.,.,it'll only burn yer frote ;-0)